Email from Mac G: This Guy is DC's Best Kept Secret.

This is an email my buddy Adam (MAC G) sent me. The dude should have his own radio show, a) because his extensive knowledge of sports, specifically all things Hawkeye (because it took him 6 years to graduate) and b) because he doesn't stop talking.

Backhanded compliment meter: 100%

Here is the email, I hope you think it is as funny as I do:

No one can mention Chris Kingsbury's name without me elaborating in further detail, Not even Hogie could live up to the IC legend of Chris Kingsbury, I mean no one can, its impossible, He is a once in a generation college player. Think a slow white Lebron, with a kegorator fridge of PBR, constant flow of whiskey and trees, and someone who is open to shoot once they cross halfcourt. Its extraordinary ability to close down every IC bar Mon-Sat, chain smoke Reds out of season, lites in season, and still be able to bomb 35 footers. Name me someone that could have done that on a regular basis, exactly, no one. Maybe that skier Bode Miller could come close if he played hoops. Here are 2 my favorite, "Where Are they Now?", articles about Kingsburry, I love the quotes. Oh and Happy Fn FRYday. adam

http://www.hawkcentral.com/teams/mbasketball/060301kingsbury.htm

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051218/SPORTS02050101/512180303/1003/SPORTS&template=printart

"To be honest with you, I remember nothing about my junior year," Kingsbury said. "It's kind of just gone in my memory. I remember a lot about my sophomore year and I could probably tell you 90 percent of the plays in every game from that year.

Kingsbury is still bitter over the way he was treated following his arrest. He also claims that somebody else urinated in the lobby.

"I was 21 and it was before the season had started," Kingsbury said. "I basically got arrested because of who I was."

"I was in Italy when everything changed," Kingsbury said. "I quit (drinking) completely. But now I'll have beers once in awhile.

"But I just can't do it. There's no time for it. I can't go out. Everything is just a lot more serious."