$500, Strippers and Russians

I will start out by telling everyone that I spent $500 at the strippers last night with my friend Will in Minneapolis, well worth it. I got a strippers phone number who I will call in a bit to hang out with and maybe dutch it up. Once we left the strippers we ran into a crack chick who Will took a liking to and brought back to the hotel. She is young lets say that and nothing happened between anyone except I was the lucky one who was able to sleep by her. I kept asking her if she had any STD's and why she did the things she did, outrageousness. I will keep everyone informed as the day goes along. I told the stripper that I would call her once I got to the Mall of America. This has turned out to be nuts.